Friday, January 9, 2015

"What is ShitRedditSays anyway?"

There is no easy way to answer this. I suppose you could say that "SRS is Hypocrisy Personified" which is correct but so open to interpretation and interpreting things is what I do. I just interpret things through my own filter which admittedly is quite screwed as of late due to my exposure to reddit.

SRS is inhabited by haters of opinion who are only really bound together by their own personal version of hate. They are not "like minded" people but merely people with a lowest common denominator in that they individually hate...  something. You see they have resigned themselves to a mob mentality and are clinging to the "safety in numbers" concept over actually standing for that particular thing they hate on their own as individuals. SRS is filled to overflowing with people who are co-opting each other's hate.

While there is a LOT of things to hate when it comes to reddit like racism, sexism, misogyny, and misandry, SRS goes so much deeper into individual hate of simply peculiar things like someone's personal opinion for instance. Can you see the irony there? Their opinion to hate your opinion is all kinds of acceptable, but you actually having the opinion to begin with is deplorable in their view.

It really doesn't really matter how much a person's life experience has led to this opinion because all that matters is "can someone in SRS hate this?". If that answer is yes, trust me, SRS has their pitchforks at the ready! All that is required is for one SRS'er to take offense with anything in particular and the hivemind takes over.

Imagine a bunch of monkeys that are using group-think to hate fuck a football like a bunch of inmates on a conjugal visit with a hooker that owes them money. One monkey hates oblong things, another hates leather things, and still another just hates footballs. There is the leather hating monkey, the brown object hating monkey, the hater of things with white stripes monkey etc ad infinitum.

Now each monkey in the troop hates things differently about the football but they are bound together in their lowest common denominator which would be the desire to fuck things they hate. While they consider themselves the kinder, gentler, and even more evolved troop, they believe this is who they are because of their perception of tolerance. They perceive being maligned representatives of the monkey minority, that they are somehow superior to other monkeys much less the rest of the planet of us apes.

We are not entitled to our opinion like they are. We are not entitled to any "isms" like they are. We are not even entitled to hate fuck footballs like they are.


They promote themselves as warriors for social justice much in the same way radical islam justifies murdering people for drawing cartoons... because they said so.