Building a Better Feminist Part 2

So we have established that the Evil Overlords of the Illuminati Patriarchy are NOT going to just trip over themselves in falling for the tricks the radical feminists are currently using. Radfems are pulling these tricks from the very playbook the Evil Overlords wrote to free the slaves..... from pharaoh... in Egypt!

With this in mind and at great risk of my losing my membership card and key to the executive washroom at Illuminati Headquarters, I am offering you ladies some notes on changes you might want to consider making if you want the Evil Overlords to take you seriously. We already covered cementing your position in Part 1 of this series... so lets take a look at tip number 2...

* Remove the ammunition of the enemy

Kind of cryptic, but most notes gleaned from Evil Overlord meetings are. What it means is... there are things you use as warning shots across the bow and even battle cries that quite honestly reveal yourselves to pretty much SUCK at warfare in the war for equality, At least that is what it was announced as to me anyway.

When you yell about the sexualizing of women as an example of rape culture, the Evil Overlords look around and wonder... where in your current construction of a glass house do you exactly factor in Jenna Marie Massoli... you know.... Jenna Jameson? Worlds most FAMOUS porn star? Oh wait... that's right... the Evil Overlords did this TO her.

Yeah, the Evil Overlords made her a household name, gave her a NY Times best seller, made her the only porn star immortalized in wax at Madame Tussaud's Museum... and.... boy we suck at oppression.... gave her a 30 million dollar web site too. We can go back and forth on the finer points of ANY porn starlets career, but the fact still remains... until you, yes you equality seekers, go around and proselytize every single professional AND amateur porn star to convert them to your so called equality campaign... your glass house is ripe for rocks. Is this any way to conduct a campaign for equality that you claim as a moral imperative?

PS: Just a thought... you are going to have to institute a program for the female infants to curb the desire to become Playboy Playmates as they grow up. You need to implement this program ASAP because just reaching the Pro/Am porn stars is gonna take you a decade or so. As fast as you convert them to your cause, their younger sisters, friends, neighbors, children etc. are still being affected by the Rape and Self Hate Machine of The Evil Overlords of The Illuminati Patriarchy! (OoooO! And get the camgirls while you are at it!)

Next time on Building a Better Feminist Part 3...

"I'd like 'Objectification for $1000', Alex."